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The Shadowy Mr. Evans and Clankie

Posted by: future on Apr 12, 01 | 1:40 pm | Profile

imageMeet Satan, Lucifer, Ol’ Scrath himself. Mr. Evans isn’t so much the personification of evil as he is the personification of knowledge (you’d never know it from looking at him. He’s got a periscope head and a fetus (BABIES!) singing German songs attached to him for gosh sakes). This isn’t to say that he’s not evil, Mr. Evans is cruel beyond measure. He resides in an enormous torture chamber where bad boys and girls are severely punished. Criticizing his legendary singing abilities is punishable by eternal agony, and poetry is punishable by death. His unearthly realm can be summoned to Earth by the phrase “Kneecap, single-handed, sheet music, lottery.” Don’t ever say those words kiddies, or Mr. Evans will come and get you! Tee hee. Mr. Evans wants to bring truth and knowledge to the world, but his methods are most totally heinous. Clankie, his crippled little imp assistant hell-spawn is a demon in training, and a generally useless boy-servant. It’s not funny to pick on the handicapped, but Mr. Evans needs someone to kick around.

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